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:jarkorig: ON FAMILY

:pointr: "Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'."

:pointr: "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something."

:jarkorig: ON BEER AND TV

:pointr: "Homer no function beer well without."

:pointr: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

:jarkorig: ON RELIGION

:pointr: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

:pointr: "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

:pointr: "I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me."

:jarkorig: ON LIFE, HIMSELF, ETC

:pointr: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

:pointr: "I am so Smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

:pointr: "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

:pointr: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

:pointr: "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."


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TheCrimsonEmo Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconmolemanplz: You call that a PLZ account? *pulls down pants* ...THIS is a plz account!
guyincognitoplz Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
Can i trouble for a drink??
BrotherlyFluff Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009
:iconmargebottomplz::iconsaysplz:Long hair is looong! :D
Sweet-Melon Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
can i join? reply
Sweet-Melon Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
:iconeufrosis: :iconhomerplz: :iconeufrosis:

Stoney212 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008
Thanks for the watch :hug:
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kRon1CX Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2008
can i join plz?
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Stoney212 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2008
Thanks for the fav ;)
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Miff47 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2008
:iconohjoy: So happily watches watched this club now. :D
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sanmi Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2008  Student General Artist
i love homer xD
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